paul mccartney is breathing at the moment. Or maybe he’s eating or talking to someone. but he is alive. paul mccartney is alive. i love paul mccartney.
[shows up at your house with a bouquet of flowers, a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a bottle of wine] hello. look at all these things i bought for myself. [leaves]
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh